I was in Philly over the weekend giving a guided tour to a very awesometacious person. Yes, I did make up that word. Although I have been to various parts of the City and all the "touristy" spots, I can't get around with a map or GPS. So, I'm sure my tour was a bit lackluster. :)
We're on 2nd street and walk by a store front lit up by a neon Psychic Palm Reader sign. OF COURSE I had to go in and get a reading. Now, I'm not supposed to share the details for luck reasons but where's the fun in that?
She told me that I was a good person and I was meant to be in a relationship and get married one time. Also, I'm supposed to have three kids. (Dear Lord....) Morever, I'm supposed to "lead" and not "follow" and that I will be happiest if I start my own business. (Matchmaking???) However, she told me that I have a negative aura around me that has been stopping me from finding my happiness. She described it as the result of someone else wishing me bad luck. So this negative thing is not something I necessarily have control over. (Gulp.) She said there people out there who are nice to my face but truly jealous and deep down want me to not succeed.
I know most people think this type of stuff is mumbo-jumbo...but I feel like it's true. I have felt for many years that my life is at a standstill - that I've hit a wall in relationships, dating, and happiness in general. Time to call up the Witchdoctor, I suppose. Or maybe, it really is me who has woven this negative vibe and only I can get myself out by being real and taking chances.
:One of the easiest and ugliest of scams perpetrated by so-called fortune-tellers and psychics is the promise to change your luck by removing a curse, a jinx or "the negativity from your aura". These psychic vampires prey on our fears and drain our energy in more ways than one"
ReplyDeleteOkay okay. I get it. A wasted 10 bucks.
1. Awesometacious: Yes, I bet that person was!!! Seriously, just a guess.
ReplyDelete2. As they say in Spanish (my Spanish), "El improvisationalo de tourso muy bien." hahaha
3. You should start the Matchmaking "company"
a. Your outlook is both intellegent and thoughtful
4. I think we ALL have people that without a doubt, wish us to fail, therefore, I think:
a. That you over-think things and are holding yourself back.
b. There is NOTHING wrong with you, it is the people you have chosen.
c. "Something" saved you each time and prevented you from making a/the bigger mistake and/or staying for the wrong reason.
In summary, (haha, not sure if this summarizes or not, but I'm keeping it!!!) I've never been so intrigued to meet someone, ever. For years, I've read your "wisdom" on FB and blogs...and to then meet you and hear you share and discuss your own experiences - worth the wait for sure.
Keep rockin' on JWOWW!